Today is the day.
Me for the last two weeks:
I’M GOING TO FINISH UNPACKING TODAY
I’M GOING TO FINISH UNPACKING TODAY
I’M GOING TO FINISH UNPACKING TODAY
I’M GOING TO FINISH UNPACKING TODAY
I’M GOING TO FINISH UNPACKING TODAY
I’M GOING TO FINISH UNPACKING TODAY
…and maybe go for a jog.
Boyfriend: Hey, wanna go to band practice with me?
Friends: Hey, wanna go to a bar for $1 wells?
Weed: Hey, wanna smoke me and get stoned?
Pets: Hey, wanna play with us and pick up the piss on the floor multiple times?
Couch: Hey, wanna sit down for a minute and then accidently fall asleep?
BFs Friends: Hey, wanna let us come hang out so you can’t get anything done?
